Here it goes:
Ray: You think there's a connection between this Vigo character and the... slime?
Egon: Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
- Ghostbusters II
Alvy Singer: Oh really? I heard that "Commentary" and
"Dissent" had merged and formed "Dysentery."
Seymour: What are we, in slow motion here? C'mon, what are you, hypnotized? Have some more kids, why don't you?
Happy Gilmore: The price is wrong, bitch!
Spaulding: (to two ladies) Let's get married!
Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why, that's bigamy!
Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!
Lu-Lu Fishpaw: I'm gonna get an abortion and I can't WAIT!
Gene: Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.
Gary: Come on - what?
Gene: Finish up the taters.
Gary: And then what did you say?
Gene: And then what did I say?
Gary: You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters.
Gene: Ah, uh - no I didn't. I said... fondue the cheddar... I was thinking about making fondue with cheddar cheese for dinner tonight.
-Wet Hot American Summer
The Dude: That guy treats objects like women, man
-The Big Lebowski
Patrick Bateman: I have to return some videotapes.
Henry Fool: I can't work for a living, Simon, it's impossible. I've tried once. My genius will be wasted trying to make ends meet. This is how great men topple, Simon.
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb